| attractive girl: | hey everyone. |
| everyone: | hey omg you are so perfect and beautiful let me buy you everything and I will be your slave. |
| me: | hi everyone. |
| everyone: | what species of demented sloth are you? |
| Interviewer: | Who is single in the band, and who is not? |
| Liam: | Me and Louis are the only ones with girlfriends. Harry, Niall, and Zayn are all single. |
| Interviewer: | How can you still be single if you are so handsome? |
| Harry: | Well thanks, uhmm- |
| Niall: | We're busy. |
| Zayn: | I like chicken nuggets. |
alisha: God is my all.
